This is just too precious...

Thought the Toyota Prius is a god-sent gift for environmentalism?

Think again.

I've been saying for years that I much prefer a simple gas-powered compact (like the Civic) to something as ludicrously expensive to manufacture and complex to maintain as the Prius. But even I never even dreamed it would lose on the energy front to a... Hummer?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!